Theory 1: The Universe: a Figment of its own imagination?
Theory 2: Sheep: are the what they seem?
Theory 1: The Universe: a figment of its own imagination?
Submitted by Old Mad Megan
It is my belief that the universe is a figment of its own imagination, and thus anything we experience is a hallucination of an imaginary entity. This would explain a lot.
Theory 2: "Sheep: a conspiracy theory"
©2003 Nickoli, taken from http://personal.bigredfoot.net/content/sheep
Used by permission.
I must tell you my theory about sheep.
I reckon they aren't real. Everyone, as far as I can tell, that is studying or wants to study vetinary science went to help "lambing" at some farm or another this spring. Now with all the Vetinary Students and hopefuls, plus all the sheep farmers, farm hands etc., there must be an awful lot of people out helping sheep to give birth. An animal that needs that many people helping just to sucessfully reproduce could surely not survive long enough in the wild for people to find and domesticate it. Therefore sheep can't be real and all historical references to them are either fake, or are actually refering to its supposed relative the goat.
